Mother Goose has been seriously abridged: Baa Baa Black Sheep are now Rainbow Sheep, Little Red Riding Hood reasons with the wolf and Humpty Dumpty does put himself back together.
Programmes like 7th Heaven are endorsed by parents councils yet these shows encourage abstinence before marriage so that all the characters marry before 20, discourage family planning and believe the woman’s place is in the home.
Cookie Monster now eats vegetables as well as a moderate amount of cookies.
Our compensation culture stopping children from running in playgrounds.
No same sex unions to protect the sanctity of marriage while Britney Spears can marry and divorce over night as a joke.
The term non-nationals: the most non-descript term possible, it’s ok to use the term immigrants you know.
Janet Jackson’s performance at the Superbowl knocks the war in Iraq off the front pages.
Straight white males are the only group of people who can be discriminated against, masculinity is now a word for obnoxiousness and immorality.