One of the things I really like about physics is the artistic beauty of the way the math works. Now I am no theoretical physicist I have always been more towards the experimental side but sometimes when the 2 collide it really makes me see probably what people who love great art see. I can’t really explain the feeling that I can get from it like someone who love art probably can’t either (difference is they try with as many words as possible while physics try using as few symbols as possible although we prove we can use so few symbols with hundreds of symbols J ). But it is I guess the one thing I can relate to when people go on about how great modern art is.
Take for example a femtosecond lasers. Most laser people see are monochromatic i.e. they emitted light of a single wavelength (for the purposes of this post anyway). However when you pulse a laser on and off at high speeds you see something amazing they are white (talking laser in the visible spectrum here there are ultraviolet laser with the same broadband spectrum but the eye can’t see them. But the same principle applies) . Now you can only do this with certain types of lasers and you can’t do it with a laser pointer no matter how hard you try. To pulse at this speed you use various techniques that I wouldn’t get into now but they are pretty cool. By the way an femtosecond is 1*10^-15 or 0.000000000000001 seconds. I.E very short.
So why would it be white I hear you ask well. That comes down to theoretical physics quantum to be precise and Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle.
Werner Heisenberg was a German physicist who headed up the Nazis nuclear program. There is much debate over whether he a.)Mis calculated the critical mass needed for a bomb. b.) deliberately slowed down the program to stop the Nazis getting the bomb or c.) Didn’t really care for the bomb and directed the research towards Nuclear power. What ever the reason thankfully Hitler didn’t have a bomb. Heisenbergs as it is known by some. Can be explained by this thought experiment.
If you want to see an electron a photon has to hit off it and then enter your eye. However when it hits it changes the electron. Like a cue ball hitting a snooker ball changes a ball. Thus you cannot be certain of where the ball is. As you are seeing it at the point of impact not where it has been moved to. This can be represented as so.
Where delta (the triangle) is the difference in x (position) and delta p (momentum) is the difference in p. And this is equal to planks constant/2. As this is equal to a constant if one value goes down to keep the equation balanced the other has to go up. For example x+y=10. Lets say x is equal to 4 and y=6. If we make x =3 then for everything to balance y has to go up to 7. So basically the more you know x (position) the less you know about p (momentum).
As the joke goes Heisenburg gets pulled over driving by a cop. The cop says do you know how fast you are going. He replies no but I know where I am.
Anyway this leads on to relativity and this equation derived from the Time Dependent Schrödinger equation. (Schrödinger of the cat fame)
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Basically in this one. E is energy and t is time. Thus the more you know about the t the less you know about the E. Now when you are pulsing a laser at attoseconds you know very precisely how long the pulse is so that means you don’t know the value of the energy very well.
E=hv is an equation from Max Plank where h is planks constant and u is the frequency. Frequency and wavelength are related by c=fv. Ok so if you are uncertain about the energy you are uncertain about the frequency and thus uncertain about the wavelength. As you are uncertain of the wavelength. Then it could be any number of wavelengths you simply cannot say as you cannot see a single wavelength you see many.
You see white light. Beautiful
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Simon,
I tried to understand it. I really did. I even half got the joke. Still, basically nada. Sorry!
See kev. Now you know what i feel like when people go on about art :)
That was as straightforward as an episode of Twin Peaks
I'll have nobody badmouthing Twin Peaks.
Art and theoretical physics aren't so different, you should read: Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid by Douglas R. Hofstadter.
Both require creativity and imagination (maybe not so much experimental physics). In fact einstein said his imagination is his most important quality, which stands to reason when you try to navigate General Relativity.
2 wave functions go into a bar, a male and a female. They have a few drinks at the bar and the barman notices they are getting very frisky with each other. They're all over each other, kissing, fondling, basically making a bit of a scene. The flirting gets so bad he nearly asks them to leave. Then they get up from their seats and go towards the pool area. the barman is relieved. It was getting a bit awkward for a second there. meanwhile the two wavefunctions are getting it on big time on the pool table. they dont care who is around, they want it and they want it now. They are getting passionate, the heat is rising. Pool balls are flying everywhere. This is expert lovemaking. The earth moves, they are like one.
Next thing one of the better behaved patrons comes up to the barman.
"Have you seen the two wavefunctions in there? There're going at it like rabbits!"
"You're kidding me, where?" replied the shocked barman.
"on the pool table, its getting seriously steamy in there, I've never seen anything like it!"
"Oh ya?" says the barman, suddenly intrigued. "What kind of position are they doing?"
"Ya, i couldnt see it exactly, but it looked like a super-position..."
Simon whatever chance you have of finding that funny, the vast majority wouldn't, thats what i like about it ;-)
:D Physics jokes just take corny jokes to a whole different level.
You can get a bumper sticker that is red and says if this is blue you are going to fast.
*Commences ebay search for said bumper sticker..*
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